Today's guest post comes to us courtesy of Jeanette Levellie. I met Jeanette through blogging; she is a sweet and talented author who has a knack for making readers laugh. Her latest book, The Heart of Humor offers a "...vacation from stress, worry, and global whining." I've read it and I must say, it does just that!. :)
Jeanette has offered a paperback copy of The Heart of Humor to one of my followers, so check out the details below.
If Socks Could
Talk
By Jeanette Levellie
What is it with socks? Do you think they conspire to separate when we wash them? Perhaps as they come off the assembly line and their price tags are attached, they yell to each other, “See you the first week in November at the International Sock Reunion. This year we meet in St. Louis!”
By Jeanette Levellie
What is it with socks? Do you think they conspire to separate when we wash them? Perhaps as they come off the assembly line and their price tags are attached, they yell to each other, “See you the first week in November at the International Sock Reunion. This year we meet in St. Louis!”
For the first few months you own them,
they behave, staying in tidy pairs from the hamper to the dryer. But soon the
time approaches for their annual get-together with the friends they haven’t seen
since birth. They start to strategize in the drawer at night.
“Hey, Bernie, you drop on the floor when
the guy throws you in the hamper from across the bedroom. You know how he likes
to pretend he’s Michael Jordan. Scrunch behind the dresser where no one will
find you. I’ll fall out of the lady’s hand when she tosses clothes into the
washer. We’ll meet outside at ten tomorrow night and hitchhike to St. Louis. I
can’t wait to see if one of those little French anklets with the purple lace
around their cuffs shows up.”
In the meantime the orphaned socks slump
in the back of the bottom drawer, reading the novel Left Behind and wondering
what they did wrong. A men’s trouser sock grumbles to an athletic, “They better
find my mate soon; I haven’t been outta this drawer since last October. I just
hope the sock police didn’t catch him. Their toe-jam torture nearly ruined my
sister’s boy. I heard the black dress shoe telling its mate how he could hardly
breathe after a day with my nephew.”
“I don’t believe you,” cries the
athletic sock, huffing in disgust. “What kind of idiot do you think I am?
Everyone knows shoes can’t talk!”
© From My Heart to Yours: I love the story in the Bible about the talking donkey God used to rebuke a prophet gone astray. Makes me want to obey the Lord’s direction for my life, or He might decide to make one of my socks talk to me when I’ve wandered off His path. Jen
Jeanette is a popular speaker, editor, and pastor's wife. Her hobbies include reading, gardening, traveling, and finding ways to avoid housework. She and her husband are parents to a son and a daughter, grandparents to three, and servants to four cats.
Find her books on Amazon: The Heart of Humor and Two Scoops of Grace with Chuckles on Top
Visit her blog: Hope Splashes - Finding Gold in Life's Puddles
Giveaway Details
Jeanette is giving away one paperback copy of The Heart of Humor. To enter, please note the following:
1) Open to U.S. residents only
2) Please leave your email address
3) You must be a Google Friend Connect Follower of Write Now (on sidebar)
4) Giveaway ends Friday, March 20 at noon Eastern Daylight Time
5) Winner will be announced Monday, March 23
Congratulations to Jessica Haight, winner of last week's Amazon gift card giveaway!
Do your socks talk and tend to disappear? What's your "missing sock theory"?
Have a great week,
Karen
© From My Heart to Yours: I love the story in the Bible about the talking donkey God used to rebuke a prophet gone astray. Makes me want to obey the Lord’s direction for my life, or He might decide to make one of my socks talk to me when I’ve wandered off His path. Jen
Jeanette is a popular speaker, editor, and pastor's wife. Her hobbies include reading, gardening, traveling, and finding ways to avoid housework. She and her husband are parents to a son and a daughter, grandparents to three, and servants to four cats.
Find her books on Amazon: The Heart of Humor and Two Scoops of Grace with Chuckles on Top
Visit her blog: Hope Splashes - Finding Gold in Life's Puddles
Giveaway Details
Jeanette is giving away one paperback copy of The Heart of Humor. To enter, please note the following:
1) Open to U.S. residents only
2) Please leave your email address
3) You must be a Google Friend Connect Follower of Write Now (on sidebar)
4) Giveaway ends Friday, March 20 at noon Eastern Daylight Time
5) Winner will be announced Monday, March 23
Congratulations to Jessica Haight, winner of last week's Amazon gift card giveaway!
Do your socks talk and tend to disappear? What's your "missing sock theory"?
Have a great week,
Karen




